*event happens* but how does this affect Me, the Protagonist of Reality We love Shakespeare because he portrays universal human emotions like fury, first love, revenge, being a sexy witch lady and having to kill your uncle because a ghost told you to. To rise and stand beside their dreadful queen My cask of amontillado brings all the boys to the catacombsĪnd they’re like, you’re entombing us aliveīecause your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine. This is not my beautiful waffle house, this is not my beautiful waffle wife Turning a big dial taht says “Racism” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right I’d just like to be the first person to say that I am AGAINST super racism I’ve just invented a new kind of racism called super racism. The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist It’s a pity we have to use the awkward phrase “human-crocodile hybrid” while the French have the far more elegant “croque-monsieur” and “croque-madame”.

Yeah I’m into ESPORTS: Everyone Sharing Pleasantries Online Respectfully, Tastefully & Sensitively Behind it is a massive plaque that reads “PRIVILEGE”

“Check it” I say as I pull back the curtain. “my mario tip: Anything is possible in the world of Mario.” – my mario tip how dare you fuck with me, on the year of Luigi 😈🔥REAL HERO SHIT OUT NOW☀️🗡 February 27, 2022Īre you having a crap of me mate? Are you, having a crap of me mateĪwfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale except for me and everyone in my necklace makeing club

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.

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